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Tricksterpup
05-02-2014, 11:23 AM
I just wanted to say I appreciate him and everything he has done over the years.




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Typo Lad
05-02-2014, 11:46 AM
New boards. Same pup.

Ronald
05-02-2014, 11:52 AM
We all appreciate Typo and everything he does. He takes in strays. He talks about his child's testicles on a daily basis. He always gives us that quiet period between sundown on Friday and sundown on Saturday to reflect on his greatness. I was once graced for all of an hour ten years ago with his presence and it changed my life forever.

Typo Lad
05-02-2014, 11:57 AM
Ronald, to you the day you met Typo Lad was the greatest day of your life.

To me, it was Tuesday.

Charles RB
05-02-2014, 11:59 AM
He's also bald - just like Professor X and the Silver Surfer!

Typo Lad
05-02-2014, 12:01 PM
I am NOT that bald.

I have what one calls "the balding Jewish Male haircut". Complete with generic short beard.

Puppetmaker Grae
05-02-2014, 12:04 PM
Aaaah! My mental image of Typo Lad is ruined forever!

Typo Lad
05-02-2014, 12:07 PM
http://assets.amuniversal.com/700f4f605dc2012ee3bf00163e41dd5b

bert
05-02-2014, 12:12 PM
I am NOT that bald.

I have what one calls "the balding Jewish Male haircut". Complete with generic short beard.

you shave the center to keep the Kippa on!

yeah.. that's it.

Don C
05-02-2014, 12:27 PM
He talks about his child's testicles on a daily basis.

Let's face it, when Tot 2.0 drops his pants and says "Bawls," it's funny. When Typo does it, it's just wrong.

bert
05-02-2014, 12:31 PM
Let's face it, when Tot 2.0 drops his pants and says "Bawls," it's funny. When Typo does it, it's just wrong.

not if his testicles are wearing Tefillin

https://encrypted-tbn2.************/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR71KxjSFQjNx4MVOD6VTofx9Lgdhryb qED6XlbGhM6uttzYWHlwR4TnsrR

Gary_B
05-02-2014, 12:32 PM
Let's face it, when Tot 2.0 drops his pants and says "Bawls," it's funny. When Typo does it, it's just wrong.

Truer words were never spoken.

Charles RB
05-02-2014, 01:05 PM
Let's face it, when Tot 2.0 drops his pants and says "Bawls," it's funny. When Typo does it, it's just wrong.

Depends on context. If he was doing a speech at a funeral, it'd be hilarious.

Hod
05-02-2014, 01:37 PM
I am NOT that bald.

I have what one calls "the balding Jewish Male haircut". Complete with generic short beard.

Embrace your baldness man. You'll feel better.

Clarkie
05-02-2014, 01:57 PM
Embrace your baldness man. You'll feel better.

I personally wouldn't embrace my baldness man, his super-villainy will not stand. It does, however, make drying your head after a shower or bath easier.

Charles RB
05-02-2014, 03:07 PM
"You know what my secret is? I'm always bald."

Typo Lad
05-02-2014, 03:52 PM
Depends on context. If he was doing a speech at a funeral, it'd be hilarious.

And now I know exactly what to do when bert passes.

bert
05-02-2014, 04:03 PM
And now I know exactly what to do when bert passes.

like you'd get invited.

(who am I kidding?. . My parents would invite anyone even CLOSE to Jewish who might have known me)

StoneGold
05-02-2014, 04:07 PM
I am NOT that bald.

I have what one calls "the balding Jewish Male haircut". Complete with generic short beard.

Whereas I have a full head of hair and a beard that's getting kind of lumberjacky these days.

Charles RB
05-02-2014, 04:15 PM
like you'd get invited.

(who am I kidding?. . My parents would invite anyone even CLOSE to Jewish who might have known me)

"The President of Israel? What are you doing here?"

Shellhead
05-02-2014, 04:20 PM
Whereas I have a full head of hair and a beard that's getting kind of lumberjacky these days.

I still picture you looking like that correctional officer from Prison Break.

StoneGold
05-02-2014, 05:49 PM
I still picture you looking like that correctional officer from Prison Break.

Like Bellick? Nah, if anything, my hairline's been more pre-ceding lately. Seriously. Every once in a while, I find hairs creeping down my forehead that I have to pluck. Just because they're randomly placed.

Pól Rua
05-03-2014, 12:24 AM
not if his testicles are wearing Tefillin

https://encrypted-tbn2.************/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR71KxjSFQjNx4MVOD6VTofx9Lgdhryb qED6XlbGhM6uttzYWHlwR4TnsrR

It's not the motion in the ocean, it's Tefillin in the trousers.

bert
05-03-2014, 08:55 AM
It's not the motion in the ocean, it's Tefillin in the trousers.

(like)



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Typo Lad
05-03-2014, 07:04 PM
like you'd get invited.

(who am I kidding?. . My parents would invite anyone even CLOSE to Jewish who might have known me)

Just like me...they long to be...close to Jew.

snarkbunny
05-03-2014, 07:13 PM
Just like me...they long to be...close to Jew.

***applause*****

That was very well done.

Typo Lad
05-03-2014, 07:14 PM
Thank you. I aim to please.

GozertheGozarian
05-03-2014, 07:20 PM
A good start for the new digest.

Typo Lad
05-03-2014, 07:26 PM
The secret is lots and lots of fiber.

Tricksterpup
05-06-2014, 07:03 AM
New boards. Same pup.
I <3 you..