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master of read
05-05-2014, 05:51 AM
with the new rebooted forum, its time to renew the vows of CBR's favorite couple.

izumi curtis
http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121013093406/fullmetal-alchemist-database/images/e/e7/IzumiCurtisEp12.png

and


deadpool
http://images.moviepilot-cdn.com/deadpool_icon___png_by_axeswy-d6alhm4-agents-of-s-h-i-e-l-d-ward-could-be-deadpool.png?width=1070&height=738


the ceremony takes place at the wilson home, with all their friends, family, gods, goddess, psychos, killers, pirates, ninjas, and assorted characters are invited.


what kind of insanity ensues from this most......holy of unions?

Primetime Harder
05-05-2014, 05:56 AM
I can certainly hazard a guess as to the refreshments.

955

master of read
05-05-2014, 05:59 AM
I can certainly hazard a guess as to the refreshments.

955

dont worry. primus will get his pie.

Radical
05-05-2014, 06:55 AM
dont worry. primus will get his pie.

Just don't let Galactus show up.

Dark Soul # 7
05-05-2014, 08:43 AM
Just don't let Galactus show up.
He's observing from another galaxy to make sure that Bills doesn't try any funny business with Galacta.

Gotta give the kids some space while also keeping perfect tabs on them.

Captain Morgan
05-05-2014, 08:46 AM
How does this qualify as a Rumble again?

Primetime Harder
05-05-2014, 08:47 AM
How does this qualify as a Rumble again?

Somebody's bound to get ripped and start a brawl. The only question is, whom?

master of read
05-05-2014, 08:47 AM
He's observing from another galaxy to make sure that Bills doesn't try any funny business with Galacta.

Gotta give the kids some space while also keeping perfect tabs on them.

and TOAA help bills if he tries something.

Dark Soul # 7
05-05-2014, 08:47 AM
How does this qualify as a Rumble again?
We like doing funny scenarios and it eventually created its own universe.

We were allowed to do this before the reboot. Hopefully that's still the case.

master of read
05-05-2014, 08:48 AM
Somebody's bound to get ripped and start a brawl. The only question is, whom?

consider that the starks will be there, they are your best bet.

Dark Soul # 7
05-05-2014, 08:50 AM
consider that the starks will be there, they are your best bet.
Which Starks are we talking about.

There's so many of them nowadays. Except for poor Jon Snow.

master of read
05-05-2014, 08:53 AM
Which Starks are we talking about.

There's so many of them nowadays. Except for poor Jon Snow.

tony and misato. since the reboot, they gotta make up for lost drinking.

Dark Soul # 7
05-05-2014, 09:00 AM
Anshin'in: Hmm. We're still all the same.

Hao: Because we glared at the reboot until it walked gently around us.

Bills: Is anything actually different?

Thanos: Well... *looks over to Deadpool who's on his knees and shouting at the heavens*

Wade: WHY!? Why must you take all the good and pure things! You monsterous beings with no lives! Why?!

Jim: ROAR!

Thanos: Well Jim, apparently Wilson lost his entire collection of Bea Arthur porn in the reboot.

Izumi: This is not how I imagined this day would go. ...or actually it's just like how I imagined it would go.

Vakanai
05-05-2014, 09:05 AM
You know, I never understood any of this, the pairings, interactions, scenario, what the hell was or is or may be going on. None of it. Usually when these come up I just sneak into the party and at some point wake up with a hangover despite not drinking in bed with somebody/s. I think Deadpool darts people with drugs or something I don't know, but it's a rebooted universe and I'm more mature now so...why am I on my back? Under covers? With half the cast of Girls und Panzer? And Lobo?
Dammit Deadpool!>_<
Why's there never a hangover cure for these parties...(and on my birthday too.)

master of read
05-05-2014, 09:14 AM
Anshin'in: Hmm. We're still all the same.

Hao: Because we glared at the reboot until it walked gently around us.

Bills: Is anything actually different?

Thanos: Well... *looks over to Deadpool who's on his knees and shouting at the heavens*

Wade: WHY!? Why must you take all the good and pure things! You monsterous beings with no lives! Why?!

Jim: ROAR!

Thanos: Well Jim, apparently Wilson lost his entire collection of Bea Arthur porn in the reboot.

Izumi: This is not how I imagined this day would go. ...or actually it's just like how I imagined it would go.

ichigo: well, its a new beginning for everyone. i got a new zanpakuto.

rukia: i got bankai.

sora: and i'm gonna be a keyblade master.

henzo: hey sora! i found you! lets celebrate this reboot with a good old deathmatch!

unohana: now now, dear. this is a holy ceremony. we cant have deathmatches here.

henzo: but you and dad had one.

kenpachi: you'll understand when you're older. now no deathmatch.

henzo: hey, mrs. wilson...............deathmatch?

izumi: not during the ceremony! i just got the blood stains out of my dress from the last time!

henzo: ok............after party?

izumi: hmmmmmm as long as you dont get any gore on the food.......

henzo: awesome! sora, when this is over, deathmatch!

sora: mom, dad........

rukia: sorry honey. you heard izumi.

ichigo: besides, it will be good training for facing off against those xehanort guys.

sora: if i live to fight them, that is.

Dark Soul # 7
05-05-2014, 11:06 AM
ichigo: well, its a new beginning for everyone. i got a new zanpakuto.

rukia: i got bankai.

sora: and i'm gonna be a keyblade master.

henzo: hey sora! i found you! lets celebrate this reboot with a good old deathmatch!

unohana: now now, dear. this is a holy ceremony. we cant have deathmatches here.

henzo: but you and dad had one.

kenpachi: you'll understand when you're older. now no deathmatch.

henzo: hey, mrs. wilson...............deathmatch?

izumi: not during the ceremony! i just got the blood stains out of my dress from the last time!

henzo: ok............after party?

izumi: hmmmmmm as long as you dont get any gore on the food.......

henzo: awesome! sora, when this is over, deathmatch!

sora: mom, dad........

rukia: sorry honey. you heard izumi.

ichigo: besides, it will be good training for facing off against those xehanort guys.

sora: if i live to fight them, that is.
Naruto: So... we're basically just waiting for Wade...

Wade: Even the rare pink fluff issue is gone! WHY!?

Naruto: ...to finish his thing before we get this show on the road.

Izumi: Basically yeah.

Naruto: That's going to take some time.

Izumi: I know. That's why it's now open for anybody else who wants to have a quick little marriage ceremony. The minister does most kind of religions.

Rakan: Just call me father McAwesome!

Naruto: ...why? And I don't mean the name.

Rakan: Dude's gotta feed himself inbetween gladatorial fights.

Guy1
05-05-2014, 02:22 PM
Izumi: I know. That's why it's now open for anybody else who wants to have a quick little marriage ceremony. The minister does most kind of religions.

Rakan: Just call me father McAwesome!
.


In that case, let's add in Cass and Steph.

Vakanai
05-05-2014, 02:29 PM
In that case, let's add in Cass and Steph.

They got to get in line, the wait for the Tim and Conner wedding has been long enough!

KingEli
05-05-2014, 02:37 PM
*Booster Gold busts in*

Wade: Look who showe--*Gets blasted*

Ully: Excuse me but only I have that right*Gets One Punched*

Ichigo: Who lit a fire under your ass?

Booster: Not now citizen, Booster Gold is here to save you!

Ichigo: Uhhh....

*Booster Gold walks in*

Booster: Hey guys.......Oh, hey me.

Izumi: Oh dammit there's 2 of them!

Ichigo: Mind explaining this Lantern?

Booster: 1) I'm not Green Lantern and 2) This is Nu52 Booster Gold.

NuBooster: Wait, you know these scumbags?

Everyone: HEY!

Booster: Belive it or not....they ain't so bad besides Doom & Thanos anyway.

Blue Beetle: Booster-Bud!..........Oh boy

NuBooster: Wait, your Beetle has no power suit?

Booster: Nope, so yeah Ted meet.......me. From the future--

Beetle: Stop right there, if I have deal with Time travel explanations, I'll go crossed eyed.

Wade: A little help her *Gets blasted*

NuBooster: Take that you 3rd rate Deathstroke!

Booster: Uugg....this is going to take some getting used to.

Legato
05-05-2014, 02:42 PM
You know, I never understood any of this, the pairings, interactions, scenario, what the hell was or is or may be going on. None of it. Usually when these come up I just sneak into the party and at some point wake up with a hangover despite not drinking in bed with somebody/s. I think Deadpool darts people with drugs or something I don't know, but it's a rebooted universe and I'm more mature now so...why am I on my back? Under covers? With half the cast of Girls und Panzer? And Lobo?
Dammit Deadpool!>_<
Why's there never a hangover cure for these parties...(and on my birthday too.)The way I see it this is to CBR what the Chuck Norris Facts was to the internet. Although, back when both of them was still fresh, someone missed a golden opportunity to have Chuck Norris as a ordained minister for the wedding.

Vakanai
05-05-2014, 02:50 PM
The way I see it this is to CBR what the Chuck Norris Facts was to the internet. Although, back when both of them was still fresh, someone missed a golden opportunity to have Chuck Norris as a ordained minister for the wedding.

After Chuck Norris woke up in bed with strange people I think he swore off all of Deadpool's gatherings and get together's. It was an awkward moment for all involved...I know.
Except for Anna Kyōyama from Shaman King. Un-phased and deadpan throughout.

Len Ikari145
05-05-2014, 03:05 PM
In that case, let's add in Cass and Steph.

Sasuke: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! At last, that hellhole is no more! With my new power, I will rightfully establish myself as the undisputed main character in this pitiful multiverse! Best of all, I'm finally rid of that psychotic satanic harpy that I was forced to call wife! Yes, this is the grand genesis of the new Sasuke Uchiha!

Nui: Oh, it's adorable to see you so optimistic about that.

Sasuke: Yeah, things are finally coming my way. I'll show everyone that I'm not their butt monk---who the hell are you?

Nui: Oh, I'm your fiancee.

Sasuke:...Eh?

Nui: Yah-huh. Thanks to the Reboot, you and Raye are no longer married. And I've been watching you for such a long time, Sasuke-kun. (smiles widely)

Sasuke: Oh God.

Nui: I know that you and I will have so much fun together. Oh, we will give each other such pleasure.

Sasuke:..I have no choice in this whatsoever, do I?

Nui: Nope~!

Sasuke: And you're going to make my time with Raye look like a paradise, aren't you?

Nui: I will most certainly try. (beaming with even more angelic intensity)


Sasuke:...Very well, then. Then allow me to do one thing. (activates his Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan. He glares at Nui ferociously, the pressure of his dual doujutsu bearing down on Nui, who merely stares back at him innocently. This continues for five minutes until...)

Sasuke: Bwahahaha!!! (Sasuke falls on his knees and beats the floor furiously with his fists, crying like a miserable child) It's not fair! I was free! I was finally going to be taken seriously by the idiots of this godforsaken prison! Why does this keep happening to me?! WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY?!


(Nui leans over and licks up the tears streaming down Sasuke's face): Mmm. Sasuke-kun, your tears taste of invigorating despair. (proceeds to glomp him and starts stroking his hair) You are going to be my best toy for eons to come. Yes, you are. Oh yes you are.

Sasuke: *whimpers*


Me: Ah, I still got it. Now this place truly feels like CBR to me.

Sasuke: I'll get you for this. I swear. (continues to caterwaul)

Me: Yeah, you have fun striving towards that fantasy. *grins demonically*

Guy1
05-05-2014, 03:07 PM
Who is Nui?

master of read
05-05-2014, 03:09 PM
Naruto: So... we're basically just waiting for Wade...

Wade: Even the rare pink fluff issue is gone! WHY!?

Naruto: ...to finish his thing before we get this show on the road.

Izumi: Basically yeah.

Naruto: That's going to take some time.

Izumi: I know. That's why it's now open for anybody else who wants to have a quick little marriage ceremony. The minister does most kind of religions.

Rakan: Just call me father McAwesome!

Naruto: ...why? And I don't mean the name.

Rakan: Dude's gotta feed himself inbetween gladatorial fights.

oliver: hmmph. normally i would be angered by such a display of insanity but i am quite use to it by now.

starlord: come on, dear. sure, everyone is out of their minds but doesn't it all just move your heart a little?

oliver:......................only a little. but if you tell any one i felt any emotion at all, its the couch for you.

starlord: yes dear.

rocket: jeez, peter. married life is tough.

starlord: you dont know the half of it, bud.

rocket: sleeping on the couch dont seem so bad.

starlord: for her, couch means throwing me out into briggs, no clothes on, no weapons for a month.

groot: I AM GROOT!

rocket: you're right bud. peter really picked a winner there.

Len Ikari145
05-05-2014, 03:10 PM
Who is Nui?

A major antagonist from Kill La Kill. Also, one of the creepiest, most insane and terrifying characters in contemporary anime.

Guy1
05-05-2014, 03:12 PM
A major antagonist from Kill La Kill. Also, one of the creepiest, most psychotic and terrifying characters in contemporary anime.

I see. But, since this is a reboot and all, how about we lay off Sasuke? Dude's been through enough really.
I say we sub in either Joffrey or the Jigsaw killer.

master of read
05-05-2014, 03:17 PM
Sasuke: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! At last, that hellhole is no more! With my new power, I will rightfully establish myself as the undisputed main character in this pitiful multiverse! Best of all, I'm finally rid of that psychotic satanic harpy that I was forced to call wife! Yes, this is the grand genesis of the new Sasuke Uchiha!

Nui: Oh, it's adorable to see you so optimistic about that.

Sasuke: Yeah, things are finally coming my way. I'll show everyone that I'm not their butt monk---who the hell are you?

Nui: Oh, I'm your fiancee.

Sasuke:...Eh?

Nui: Yah-huh. Thanks to the Reboot, you and Raye are no longer married. And I've been watching you for such a long time, Sasuke-kun. (smiles widely)

Sasuke: Oh God.

Nui: I know that you and I will have so much fun together. Oh, we will give each other such pleasure.

Sasuke:..I have no choice in this whatsoever, do I?

Nui: Nope~!

Sasuke: And you're going to make my time with Raye look like a paradise, aren't you?

Nui: I will most certainly try. (beaming with even more angelic intensity)


Sasuke:...Very well, then. Then allow me to do one thing. (activates his Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan. He glares at Nui ferociously, the pressure of his dual doujutsu bearing down on Nui, who merely stares back at him innocently. This continues for five minutes until...)

Sasuke: Bwahahaha!!! (Sasuke falls on his knees and beats the floor furiously with his fists, crying like a miserable child) It's not fair! I was free! I was finally going to be taken seriously by the idiots of this godforsaken prison! Why does this keep happening to me?! WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY?!


(Nui leans over and licks up the tears streaming down Sasuke's face): Mmm. Sasuke-kun, your tears taste of invigorating despair. (proceeds to glomp him and starts stroking his hair) You are going to be my best toy for eons to come. Yes, you are. Oh yes you are.

Sasuke: *whimpers*


Me: Ah, I still got it. Now this place truly feels like CBR to me.

Sasuke: I'll get you for this. I swear. (continues to caterwaul)

Me: Yeah, you have fun striving towards that fantasy. *grins demonically*

apachai: APA! hi sasuke.

sasuke: apachai? what are you doing here?

apachai: i'm your best friend, remember?

sasuke: but..........how do you remember? the reboot.

apachai: what's that, sasuke?

sasuke: huh?

beast: hmmmm its seems that the reboot doesn't work on certain animals, plants, and pokemon. somehow..........apachai is all three.

sasuke: huh. well that's the first good thing i've heard all day.

apachai: APAPAPA! what are we gonna do today, sasuke?

sasuke: the same thing we did before the reboot, apachai: TRY TO TAKE OVER THE CBR FORUMS!

Len Ikari145
05-05-2014, 03:27 PM
I see. But, since this is a reboot and all, how about we lay off Sasuke? Dude's been through enough really.
I say we sub in either Joffrey or the Jigsaw killer.

Nah, you can't garner much humor from them. Besides, Sasuke's torment has evolved beyond a means for us to exercise our resentment towards him, he's legitimately a great comedic device that I've personally grown fond of. It'd be wrong to replace him.

Sasuke: Wait, so you're saying that you actually like me?

Me: Like to torture you and embarass you, yes. I honestly find you entertaining.

Sasuke: So, will you give me a break for a change?


Me: What you talkin' about, Sasuke? Back on Post-Crisis CBR, I hadn't tortured for nearly a year. I believe that constitutes as a break. I'm getting the shakes, man; therefore you have to suffer!

Sasuke: You sadistic freak.

Me: Hey, at least you don't have to worry about Raye anymore.

Sasuke:*sarcastically* Yes, thank God for such small favors.

Me: You're welcome.

Sasuke: *glares*

Yeoman
05-05-2014, 04:32 PM
We like doing funny scenarios and it eventually created its own universe.

We were allowed to do this before the reboot. Hopefully that's still the case.In before the thread lock!

Dark Soul # 7
05-05-2014, 10:19 PM
Sasuke: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! At last, that hellhole is no more! With my new power, I will rightfully establish myself as the undisputed main character in this pitiful multiverse! Best of all, I'm finally rid of that psychotic satanic harpy that I was forced to call wife! Yes, this is the grand genesis of the new Sasuke Uchiha!

Nui: Oh, it's adorable to see you so optimistic about that.

Sasuke: Yeah, things are finally coming my way. I'll show everyone that I'm not their butt monk---who the hell are you?

Nui: Oh, I'm your fiancee.

Sasuke:...Eh?

Nui: Yah-huh. Thanks to the Reboot, you and Raye are no longer married. And I've been watching you for such a long time, Sasuke-kun. (smiles widely)

Sasuke: Oh God.

Nui: I know that you and I will have so much fun together. Oh, we will give each other such pleasure.

Sasuke:..I have no choice in this whatsoever, do I?

Nui: Nope~!

Sasuke: And you're going to make my time with Raye look like a paradise, aren't you?

Nui: I will most certainly try. (beaming with even more angelic intensity)


Sasuke:...Very well, then. Then allow me to do one thing. (activates his Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan. He glares at Nui ferociously, the pressure of his dual doujutsu bearing down on Nui, who merely stares back at him innocently. This continues for five minutes until...)

Sasuke: Bwahahaha!!! (Sasuke falls on his knees and beats the floor furiously with his fists, crying like a miserable child) It's not fair! I was free! I was finally going to be taken seriously by the idiots of this godforsaken prison! Why does this keep happening to me?! WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY?!


(Nui leans over and licks up the tears streaming down Sasuke's face): Mmm. Sasuke-kun, your tears taste of invigorating despair. (proceeds to glomp him and starts stroking his hair) You are going to be my best toy for eons to come. Yes, you are. Oh yes you are.

Sasuke: *whimpers*


Me: Ah, I still got it. Now this place truly feels like CBR to me.

Sasuke: I'll get you for this. I swear. (continues to caterwaul)

Me: Yeah, you have fun striving towards that fantasy. *grins demonically*
Konoka: Oh dear. Psychotic blondes are terrible to deal with. We know that from experience, don't we Secchan? *looks to her side where Setsuna isn't standing* Ssecchan?

Naruto: Over there. *points to the alter where Setsuna, looking kinda stoned and dressed in a tuxedo, is standing next to Harribel, dressed in a combination of a wedding dress and her resureccion outfit*

Rakan: I now pronounce you wife and wife. You may kiss the bride.

Harribel: Huzzah! *pulls Setsuna into a fierce make out session*

Konoka: ...killing time starts now. *disappears*

Naruto: Was that you Kuma?

Kuma: I was paid to do it.

Naruto: What do you need money for?

Kuma: Chiyo-sama's supply of penguin outfits disappeared in the reboot.

Naruto: Ah, well. You do know a lot of people are going to be upset about what just happened here, right?

Kuma: Won't be any worse than that.

Rakan: I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.

Ichigo: Happily.

Orihime: *giggles before they share a tender kiss*

Naruto: ...this is not going to end well.

Rakan: Next!

*Gaara and animated Teen Titans Raven float up to him, stare at each other, smile and blush a bit*

Naruto: At least that one's cute.

Len Ikari145
05-06-2014, 12:04 AM
Ichigo: Okay, we played along with this farce. So, can you hurry up, annul us and get me remarried to my midget before she flash-freezes me?(jerks a thumb behind his back, where Rukia is seen aiming her bankai at him) Or that emo Espada blasts my head off?(points an index finger to the left of him, where Ulquiorra is charging a Cero less than an inch from his temple)

Ichigo: And y'know, stop THAT. (gestures over to the cosmic storm tearing the fabric of space and time apart, with Konoka at the epicenter)

Kuma: Yeah yeah, I'll get right on it. I earned myself a hefty sum today, and I'd like to spend it while the multiverse is still intact.

Sora: The quicker, the better. I do not want my friends accusing me of being a siscon for dating my stepsister.

Kairi: Here, here.

Ulquiorra: And there is no way in the depths of Hueco Mundo that I will allow people to believe that my talented and perfect princess was conceived from the loins of that neanderthal trash, Kurosaki. Or allow her to be related to his equally pathetic son.

Sora: Hey!


Sasuke: Wait! What about me?

Kuma: Sorry, pal. But your cute little fiancee there offered me a killing for setting up the wedding reception you're going to have in June. Business and true love, you understand.

Nui: Besides, you didn't think something as impotent as the law would stop me from being with you, did you Sasuke-kun?

Sasuke: I can dream, can't I?

master of read
05-06-2014, 10:57 AM
Ichigo: Okay, we played along with this farce. So, can you hurry up, annul us and get me remarried to my midget before she flash-freezes me?(jerks a thumb behind his back, where Rukia is seen aiming her bankai at him) Or that emo Espada blasts my head off?(points an index finger to the left of him, where Ulquiorra is charging a Cero less than an inch from his temple)

Ichigo: And y'know, stop THAT. (gestures over to the cosmic storm tearing the fabric of space and time apart, with Konoka at the epicenter)

Kuma: Yeah yeah, I'll get right on it. I earned myself a hefty sum today, and I'd like to spend it while the multiverse is still intact.

Sora: The quicker, the better. I do not want my friends accusing me of being a siscon for dating my stepsister.

Kairi: Here, here.

Ulquiorra: And there is no way in the depths of Hueco Mundo that I will allow people to believe that my talented and perfect princess was conceived from the loins of that neanderthal trash, Kurosaki. Or allow her to be related to his equally pathetic son.

Sora: Hey!


Sasuke: Wait! What about me?

Kuma: Sorry, pal. But your cute little fiancee there offered me a killing for setting up the wedding reception you're going to have in June. Business and true love, you understand.

Nui: Besides, you didn't think something as impotent as the law would stop me from being with you, did you Sasuke-kun?

Sasuke: I can dream, can't I?

izumi: half the guests are trying to kill each other. the other half are trying to stop the multi-verse from tearing itself apart.

wade: yeah................great to be back in business, hun.

Dark Soul # 7
05-07-2014, 09:27 AM
izumi: half the guests are trying to kill each other. the other half are trying to stop the multi-verse from tearing itself apart.

wade: yeah................great to be back in business, hun.
Wade: And I'm glad that nothing else has changed drastically.

Yoshimori: Our neon-sign is blue instead of green now.

Wade: ...WHY! *cowers into a fetal position and cries*

Izumi: You happy about that?

Yoshimori: Not my fault he's a drama queen. And yes. I'm very happy about that. Besides, you've got some other changes.

Izumi: Like what?

Yoshimori: We're apparently a hotel now as well. The kazekage and the goth girl want a room for the weekend.