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T51R
05-05-2014, 08:47 AM
So, after being convinced to do some good deeds and accept some followers the angriest Demigod in the multiverse, Asura, decides to also accept...prayers.

The only problem is, he tends to remove problems...WITH HIS FIST!;) Unfortunately someone also put up a "how to pray to Asura" website, and now everyone in the fictional multiverse knows how to get out of a bind: a 3-second prayer will bring the most painful beatdown, ever!

How does fiction change, now that Asura is a properly working Demigod?

And what kind of chaos/hilarity will ensue?

FrenchGemini
05-05-2014, 08:59 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9Aw5B4AJA

Assuming Conan prays to Asura instead, the latter's reaction should be... interesting. :D

Primetime Harder
05-05-2014, 09:04 AM
In the 40K universe, he is seen as an aspect of the Emperor. He gains an entire legion of Astartes dedicated to his teachings.

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Vakanai
05-05-2014, 09:10 AM
Both sides of a conflict pray at once, all wars end with the mightiest of beatdowns.

Radical
05-05-2014, 01:52 PM
He makes Belldandy cry.

T51R
05-05-2014, 08:45 PM
Frozen ends in scorched earth, when:

-The king prays for Anna to recover from her ice blast headshot
-Anna prays for open doors
-Everyone prays for winter to end
-Kristoff prays for Anna to not turn into a human icicle
-Elsa prays for Anna to come back to life

Asura: "You have too many problems...fine. I'LL DESTROY THEM ALL!" *punches the planet so hard that the dead rise, timeslines get reset, the planet asplodes and everybody gets amnesia* :p


He makes Belldandy cry.

Skuld prays, and Belldandy gets the sadness punched out of her.:p

Zainu
05-06-2014, 12:38 AM
Asura: "You have too many problems...fine. I'LL DESTROY THEM ALL!" *punches the planet so hard that the dead rise, timeslines get reset, the planet asplodes and everybody gets amnesia* :p




So this is what happened to the DCU 0_o