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    Default Bugs Bunny vs Popeye

    The Looney Tunes Wacky Wabbit is fighting the popeye The Sailor.

    Version 1. Bugs Bunny vs Popeye (No Spinach used).

    Version 2. Bugs Bunny vs Popeye (Powered up with Spinach).

    Who wins between the Toons.

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    1: the better chance for bugs but i'm still calling popeye.

    2: popeye stomps.

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    Popeye stomps both. Bug's highest offensive feat was sawing off Florida, and defensive is somehow surviving a moonbuster. You need something like the Animaniacs or Plucky or Marvin with prep to give Popeye any sort of battle.

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    How do you decide this anyway?

    Neither of them can die. And I don't think either of them can even be put down long enough for a 10 count.
    So this Zealot comes to my door, all glazed eyes and clean reproductive organs, asking me if I ever think about God. So I tell him I killed God. I tracked God down like a rabid dog, hacked off his legs with a hedge trimmer, and boiled off his corpse in an acid bath. So he pulls an alternating-current taser on me and tells me that only the Official Serbian Church of Tesla can save my polyphase intrinsic electric field, known to non-engineers as "the soul". So I hit him. What would you do?

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    I'm going with Bugs in Round 1 simply by outsmarting Popeye.

    Round 2 goes to Popeye, it's not even fair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carabas View Post
    How do you decide this anyway?

    Neither of them can die. And I don't think either of them can even be put down long enough for a 10 count.
    Popeye has far more insane feats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anarchist View Post
    Popeye has far more insane feats.
    Bugs Bunny is a reality warper. Popeye is merely very strong.
    So this Zealot comes to my door, all glazed eyes and clean reproductive organs, asking me if I ever think about God. So I tell him I killed God. I tracked God down like a rabid dog, hacked off his legs with a hedge trimmer, and boiled off his corpse in an acid bath. So he pulls an alternating-current taser on me and tells me that only the Official Serbian Church of Tesla can save my polyphase intrinsic electric field, known to non-engineers as "the soul". So I hit him. What would you do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carabas View Post
    Bugs Bunny is a reality warper. Popeye is merely very strong.
    Popeye is a reality warper too.
    He just warps reality via punches

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carabas View Post
    Bugs Bunny is a reality warper. Popeye is merely very strong.
    popeye can punch raw magic, physically beat up ghosts, and fight so hard that he can break the universe and then pull it back together with his bare hands.

    popeye goes beyond "merely very strong".

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    I don't know who would win but throw in the Road Runner and this would be an absolute bloodbath.

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    What kind of feats does Popeye have without Spinach? I don't recall anything that would let him beat Bugs.

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    One impressive durability feat without spinach would be getting thrown all the way to the moon and not being bothered by it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Falcon View Post
    What kind of feats does Popeye have without Spinach? I don't recall anything that would let him beat Bugs.
    punching a bull into a rack of various cuts of meats.

    soloing a japanese island fort in a rowboat by punching tank shells into them.

    punching a grandfather clock into a bunch of smaller alarm clocks.

    laughing off buzz saws as they broke on his skin.

    drilling through a solid stone wall with his body.

    fighting, killing, and cooking a giant vulture in under 10 seconds.

    strugging off bullets, bombs, and other various fire arms.

    blowing into his pipe with such forces that it turns into a torch capable of cutting through a solid steel doors and other such objects.

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    Hmm...impressive stuff. A lot from the old World War 2 cartoons.

    Still, from that list Bugs "shrugs at the world literally exploding under his feet" Bunny should take the win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Falcon View Post
    Hmm...impressive stuff. A lot from the old World War 2 cartoons.

    Still, from that list Bugs "shrugs at the world literally exploding under his feet" Bunny should take the win.
    what could he really do to popeye?

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