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    Default Rocky Balboa runs a gauntlet

    Against the following characters, but there's one rule: The opponents CANNOT use any weapons or objects, they can only engage in pure hand to hand combat in a boxing ring.

    1. Martin Riggs
    2. Jack Bauer
    3. John McClane
    4. Ethan Hunt
    5. Frank Martin
    6. Aaron Cross (Bourne Legacy)
    7. Barney Ross
    8. Bryan Mills
    9. Pierce Brosnan James Bond
    10. Lee Christmas
    11. John Wick
    12. Daniel Craig James Bond
    13. Jason Bourne
    14. Jamie Braddock (Missing in Action)
    15. Walker Texas Ranger
    16. Sean Connery James Bond
    17. John Rambo
    18. John Matrix
    19. IP Man
    20. Jackie Chan (either real or movies)
    21. Bruce Lee (either real or movies)
    22. Leatherface
    23. Mike Myers (first two Halloween movies)
    24. Robocop (1987)
    25. Terminator (T-800)
    26. The Predator (make this "Predators" Predator or City-Hunter to make it fairer)
    27. Real World Freddy Krueger (no Necronomicon and Freddy has to wear boxing gloves instead of his dagger gloves)
    28. any Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (live-action)
    29. Jason Voorhees (either human or zombie)
    30. Ryu from Street Fighter (if games or anime are too stompy, make it live-action films instead)

    Bonus: Replace Rocky with Drago.

    How far does he get?
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    i dont see him geting past Aaron Cross.

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    Quote Originally Posted by choptop View Post
    i dont see him geting past Aaron Cross.
    But how does he still fare against the other characters then? And this is Rocky in his prime.
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    he stops at frank martin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by master of read View Post
    he stops at frank martin.
    Really...? I thought Rocky would be a little tougher than that against them in a boxing ring, since he was able to take Drago's punches to the face and still live, the same punches that are like equivalent to the force of shotgun blasts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullet Sniper View Post
    Really...? I thought Rocky would be a little tougher than that against them in a boxing ring, since he was able to take Drago's punches to the face and still live, the same punches that are like equivalent to the force of shotgun blasts.
    yeah but a boxing ring doesn't change much in this. remember that rocky's main tact is to block punches with his face and against the bulk of the dudes on this list, that's a bad thing to do. especially since all of them aren't boxers so they won't be limited to just punching rocky.

    especially someone like john wick, who would just take him to the ground and just break his limbs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullet Sniper View Post
    But how does he still fare against the other characters then? And this is Rocky in his prime.
    wins
    Martin Riggs
    Jack Bauer
    John McClane
    Ethan Hunt
    Frank Martin
    Barney Ross
    depowerd-Freddy Krueger

    Drago can do a bit better add Walker and Jamie Braddock to the list.

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    rocky should not fight walker. like at all. walker is damn strong and hella skilled. he would tear poor rocky apart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by master of read View Post
    yeah but a boxing ring doesn't change much in this. remember that rocky's main tact is to block punches with his face and against the bulk of the dudes on this list, that's a bad thing to do. especially since all of them aren't boxers so they won't be limited to just punching rocky.

    especially someone like john wick, who would just take him to the ground and just break his limbs.
    okay for the sake of an argument, what if his opponents were only allowed to use their fists to punch or hit him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by choptop View Post
    wins
    Martin Riggs
    Jack Bauer
    John McClane
    Ethan Hunt
    Frank Martin
    Barney Ross
    depowerd-Freddy Krueger

    Drago can do a bit better add Walker and Jamie Braddock to the list.
    aren't walker and jamie already sitting in my list?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullet Sniper View Post
    aren't walker and jamie already sitting in my list?
    no add them to my win list for Drago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullet Sniper View Post
    okay for the sake of an argument, what if his opponents were only allowed to use their fists to punch or hit him?
    some of them still hit too hard. and rocky isn't that great of a boxer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullet Sniper View Post
    13. Jason Bourne
    14. Jamie Braddock (Missing in Action)
    15. Walker Texas Ranger
    16. Sean Connery James Bond
    17. John Rambo
    18. John Matrix
    19. IP Man
    20. Jackie Chan (either real or movies)
    21. Bruce Lee (either real or movies)
    22. Leatherface
    23. Mike Myers (first two Halloween movies)
    24. Robocop (1987)
    25. Terminator (T-800)
    26. The Predator (make this "Predators" Predator or City-Hunter to make it fairer)
    27. Real World Freddy Krueger (no Necronomicon and Freddy has to wear boxing gloves instead of his dagger gloves)
    28. any Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (live-action)
    29. Jason Voorhees (either human or zombie)
    30. Ryu from Street Fighter (if games or anime are too stompy, make it live-action films instead)
    Okay, so, from 13 on, Rocky gets torn apart. Just utterly annihilated.

    I mean, Ryu? Seriously?


    Rocky might be able to beat the version of Ryu from the old Van Damme Movie, but that's about it. Assassin's Fist Ryu would tear through him.

    And we already did Rocky VS Ip Man in the past.
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    honestly, i'm wondering the logic of putting rocky against robocop and a terminator. like, seriously. just how hard do you think rocky punches?

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    Quote Originally Posted by master of read View Post
    honestly, i'm wondering the logic of putting rocky against robocop and a terminator. like, seriously. just how hard do you think rocky punches?
    I mean he really only ever won because he wore people down with his face.

    He's slightly more effective than Wimp-Lo, basically.
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